February 2012
A girl's moan is the sexiest thing, ever.
Anonymous asked: describe your ideal man?
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just watched the trailer for the next episode of sun sex and suspicious parents in zante. my mate alex is gonna be on it, absolutely pissing myself at her.
but if one more lame weirdo fucking slimey male pops up to me on my facebook i’m just gonna call them a,
lame weirdo slimey male.
i want a boyfriend
just to cure my fucking boredom.
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sex in a car.
Anonymous asked: did you decide on your back colours?
captainwarbuckle asked: holy shit
mermaidslur asked: you have a really cute smile :)
Anonymous asked: you shouldnt feel down and lonely and all that stuff. youre amazing. so you should smile. be happy. and all that jazz.
Anonymous asked: right on girl! you don't need to fulfil the weirdo anon's requests for pictures of you. dude there are porn sites for what you're after. leave off.
Anonymous asked: Never dressed up for anyone?! I would've expected you to love dressing up. Afterall you don't come across as the most innocent girl in the world. Which isn't a bad thing. Invest in some stockings and make everyone's day with a single tumblr post.
boys; they just spurt out all this absolute shit like “i like girls who are completely natural no make-up, or anything like that. just naturally beautiful”. then they post a picture of their “perfect girl” who is a bright red haired goddess, head to toe covered in tattoos with about 20 piercings and perfectly drawn on eyebrows. oh yeah, real natural.
Anonymous asked: Who did you lose your v to? How old were you?
necrolust:
i didn’t lose my virginity to a song
am i missing out or something
shall i go get my hymen surgically put back on just so i can lose it to a song
You’re not missing anything, i leaned on my phone and ended up loosing mine to Enter Shikari- Sorry You’re Not A Winner. Which when you’re shagging a chav is awkward.
Anonymous asked: smile.
Anonymous asked: Well not regular stockings but hold ups. You've got amazing legs!
Anonymous asked: Got anymore pictures of you in stockings? ^_^
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Drake
I downloaded his album and i’m like part way through and i’m not seeing the big deal at all? can someone please explain it to me? am i missing something? i don’t even think his lyrics are good.
Anonymous asked: Does cheech have any lady friends on the go?
Prince charming
did infact not waltz into work tonight and sweep me off my feet, infact there was not one remotely attractive boy who wasn’t with a girl in tonight which was strange. feeling rather lonely, how shit.
intergalacticowl asked: Reckon i'd explode if you were my valentine.
Anonymous asked: did you find a valentine in the end?
Anonymous asked: Happy valentines day :)
Meh
You know you're sad and lonely when
you ask for an extra shift at work so you don’t have to spend valentines day alone.
